That's Not A Mother,It's AClown Car!

California: (single) mom gives birth to Octuplets.

She now has 14 kids! living at her mom's house.

Who's gonna pay for this shit?! I'lltell ya who-The American Taxpayer!

Damn! If we're gonna pony-up child support, we should at least get to have sex with the bitch.

Zo Takes on Hollywood's Liberal Elite

Seems he's as pissed-off about Hollywood's zombie like devotion to Emperor Obama as I am.



BTW, This is the "Pledge Video" he speaks of.

UPDATE: Dummy Moore and Asston Katcher have already broken their pledge.

Show your support for Rush!

The Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee is running a petition, protesting Rush Limbaugh's statement that he hopes the policies of Barack Obama fail. Not only is this effort completely useless, it's playing right into Rush's hands.

I implore you, sign the petition here, but voice your support for Rush in the comment section.

Here is what I wrote;

"You Go Rush!
Thank God someone has the courage to call a spade a spade.
The Emperor wears no clothes.
Obama is an embarrassment to his party and the people of this once great nation.
We love you Rush.Keep fighting his ill-gotten power.
Impeach Obama!"

Waaaah!

Poor little Princess,

Uncle Teddy is soured by the treatment of Sweet Caroline

"The Kennedy family is seething over the treatment that heiress apparent got from Gov. Paterson's office and is spoiling for revenge"

Some Savage Notions

From The Savage Nation.

Michael Savage observes that "PRESIDENT OBAMA IS STARTING TO GET A LITTLE SNAPPY. HE GOT MAD AT THE PRESS CORPS LAST NIGHT WHEN HE PAID THEM A LITTLE VISIT AND THEY STARTED ASKING QUESTIONS, REAL QUESTIONS ..."

Also via Savage, Gerald Warner opines on "the messiah":

"This will end in tears. The Obama hysteria is not merely embarrassing to witness, it is itself contributory to the scale of the disaster that is coming."

El Presidente!

Day 4, and already 6 executive orders ... and counting.

Someone please remind this asshole(and his Hopetards) that he is Not a monarch.

News access issues concern those covering Obama

News organizations that cover the White House sparred with the Obama administration on Thursday over access issues for photographers and rules for briefings.

So much for transparency.

... and how 'bout this, for an example:

Obama flashes irritation in press room

DUH!!

Many of the large American companies that received billions of taxpayer bailout dollars by pleading that they didn't have enough money to lend to customers were, at the same time, spending millions of dollars dispatching lobbyists to influence the federal government.

Whatever happened to dinner and a movie?

Whore puts her Virginity On the Auction Block

Current bid of $2.5 million?!! - that's a lot of Roofies.

Did President Obama’s Speech Sound Familiar?

The Daily Show With Jon StewartM - Th 11p / 10c

Changefest '09 - Obama's Inaugural Speech

Barack Obama Interview
John McCain Interview

Sarah Palin Video
Funny Election Video

Tax Cuts Or (More) Welfare?

NOT YET CONFIRMED...

... but it is believed that, that U.S. Airways crash was caused by Islamic terrorists.

William Ayers turned back at Canadian border

At least one nation is vigilantly preventing undesirables from entering their country.
I wish he was "underground".

Obama's Phat Ride

No, not his baby's mama - his new limo.


Visit the Virtual Presidential limousine museum

How come no hybrid?

I suppose the Eco-Hypocrisy is to be expected.

start a nonmetaphorical revolution by creating your own independent nation...

... in the middle of the ocean. On prefab floating platforms.




that's one way to escape Obama's Amerika.

He's still not my president!

suddenly the media is so much more patient and forgiving ...

... as Bush's problems become Obama's.

Can you say double-standard?

"we have no media anymore, only a group of rather elite socializers who believe they play a key role in ensuring social justice by their enlightened ethical commentary."

Life Imitates Art (just like Flick)

Maybe Schwartz "triple dog dared" him.

Boy Gets Tongue Stuck to Frozen Streetlight Pole

I am so sick...

... of these morons in the MSM, and their comparisons of "Milhous" to Lincoln.
Someone just buy him a theatre ticket already!

It's OK When They Say It

Jackie Mason Drops the "J-Word"

"As many Muslim enemies that Israel has, the most dangerous enemy is the apathy and criticism of Liberal Jews both over there and here in the United States. These type of Jews and other liberals can't see Israel ever as the victim. They have the sickness of always making sure they are sympathetic to the "under dog" no matter how that "under dog" tries to kill every Jew and hide behind their own woman and children as they do it. "



I'm with the Jews, on this one.

Great News For Sir Mix A Lot

women who store more fat in the hips and buttocks, may be at a decreased risk for type 2 diabetes than apple-shaped women, who store fat in the abdomen.

"It's time for Congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America." - Larry Flynt

Adult entertainment industry wants a bailout too

Capgras Syndrome in Obamaland?

Looks like more than just buyers' remorse.

In the end, it may be that paranoia, not Capgras Syndrome, will be the serious mental health issue of the day. And, as the poet Delmore Schwartz pointed out, even paranoids have enemies.

All this plus the Franken fiasco, and the Blago blunders, and the Burris bullshit, the Dems look like fuckin' mo-rons!

At least there's a sign the economy's not so bad (for some).

How come no one has mentioned ...

... this relative of Mrs. Schlossberg?


Known as "Rosemary" during her lifetime, shes was a shy and mentally slow child. The family had difficulty dealing with Rosemary's problems, and in 1941 her father, Joseph Kennedy Sr., asked a neurosurgeon to perform a prefrontal lobotomy, which was considered a possible magical cure. This did not have the effect that was foreseen, and afterwards Rosemary was incapable of living a normal life.

sounds like a typical Kennedy, to me.

"The media really wanted to screw Obama, but only in the sense that they wanted to have sex with him." - Ann Coulter

Ann has a new book!

Its stirring up controversy,
big surprise.

Did you know she likes hippie-music?
(this should interest the burnouts at fresh dread)

Henry likes her too!

She is one fine lookin' white woman.

Diamond Dave

This site is just as cool(or annoying) as the real thing!

click photo.

Personalized GPS

A Tasteless Choice Production

Travel:Overrated Destinations

L.A. Times' readers talk about the places they visited but thought were overrated

Oddly, no mention of Bridgeport.

England Sinks (Even) Further

Prison officers have been told not to refer to their charges as "inmates" because it might offend them

"Prison staff are expected to treat prisoners with dignity and respect and for this reason the term 'prisoner' should be used in preference to the term 'inmate'."

How low can they go?
Brits have no more balls.
Coming soon to a country near US?

mass immigration, economic decline, and moral degradation will trigger a civil war next fall and the collapse of the dollar.

Russian Prof Predicts Peril For USA

"Around the end of June 2010, or early July, he says, the U.S. will break into six pieces -- with Alaska reverting to Russian control."- Igor Panarin (pictured)

What's Russian for whack-job?
Al Gore-ski?