Thursday, October 29, 2009

So much for tranparency...

House Democrats blocked the public from attending the unveiling ceremony of their health-care bill Thursday morning, allowing only pre-approved visitors whose names appeared on lists to enter the event at the West side of the Capitol.

The West side of the Capitol is traditionally open to the public. But the entrances were blocked off Thursday morning by metal fences, with Capitol police officers standing next to staff members holding clipboards with lists of approved attendees.

I guess when they said "most transparent administration ever", they were referring to the fact that any sane person with a brain would be able to see right through their lies and Bull Shit

Cash For Clunkers: Taxpayers paid 24K per car!

The average rebate was $4,000. But the overwhelming majority of sales would have taken place anyway at some time in the last half of 2009, according to That means the government ended up spending about $24,000 each for those 125,000 additional vehicle sales.

I guess the only good thing about "Cash For Clunkers", is that it took so many Obama/Biden bumper stickers off the road.

New Vehicle for MC

Time to trade that Jeep for a new SUV.

I love the Dillon Aero option!

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Obama has only been in office for just over nine months, but he's already hit the links as much as President Bush did in over two years!

The news that President Barack Obama has has gone golfing more times in 9 months than Bush did in 2 years is interesting in several respects, including one which has been overlooked by the mainstream media and even the conservative media, as far as I can tell. Why is it that in every picture of the president’s golf outings he’s driving a golf cart? Does he not realize that by using golf carts instead of hiring a caddy he’s depriving an individual of a job?

Guess the caddy lobby isn’t donating as much to him as the trial lawyers are.

Friday, October 23, 2009

I discovered a new blog

ok, I had some help. I found it by way of Adam, who got it by way of MC, who stumbled upon the author over at Ann Althouse(aka Mare McCheese-head)'s blog.

“[W]hite Americans do not realize how black they are.”

True for some, perhaps, but not for your humble correspondent. Like so many white, privileged, slave-owning adolescents, my first sexual experience was with our sassy, independent-minded, and opinionated house maid.

"She looked a lot like this, and I’ll never forget what she said, as she tugged down my knee-breeches and her eyes bugged out with delight: “Lawdy, lawdy, Massuh Bissage, you done gots a baddie biggsah brothah, you does!” She let out a chuckle and squatted her massive self on my hegemony until soon I was pumping her full of great gobs of liquid master race.

So it is a simple fact that some white Americans fully realize how black they are. It follows, thus, that there must be some black Americans who realize they have some white in them. Those would be the ones who do well on standardized tests."

For more along the same ilk visit Bissage's blog.
I intend to put him in my sidebar. (one caveat, he is a lawyer--but I won't hold that against him-yet)

Dirty, Stinking Commies

Chavez limits citizens' showers to 3 minutes.
You just know that "the boy wonder" in the White House is lovin' this idea.
Look out, we may be next.

....and speaking of dirty commies, it would appear that those empty promises of transparency are about to become further opaqued:
The White House has told Congress it will reject calls for many of President Obama's policy czars to testify before Congress - a decision senators said goes against the president's promises of transparency and openness and treads on Congress' constitutional mandate to investigate the administration's actions.
It would seem that professor Obama has little understanding about how the three branches of govt. are supposed to keep each other in check.

This man is continually proving to be a foe of liberty.

This bastard AND his supporters should be both shunned and ridiculed!

These Left-Leaning-Liberal-Pussies Should be careful what they wish for...

.... After all, If your music is being used for torture, isn't that just confirmation that THEIR MUSIC SUCKS?

A number of high-profile musicians -- including members of Pearl Jam, R.E.M. and the Roots -- pressed the government Thursday to name the songs it blasted at the Guantanamo detainee center to coerce or punish prisoners held there, the Washington Post reported Thursday.

A quick skim through the article confirms it. All the artists named blow.

In related news, this is quite cool!

Matt Stone and Trey Parker, the creators of South Park, were given a signed photo of Saddam Hussein by US marines after the former Iraqi leader was shown their movie in prison.

Stone, 37, said both he and Parker, 39, were most proud of the signed Saddam photo, given to them by the US Army's 4th Infantry Division.

Here are some Saddam clips.

God Bless all the South Park-ers!

Friday, October 16, 2009

Obama to control T.V.

On September 10th of this year the Entertainment Industry Foundation (EIF) posted a press release informing the world that “from October 19-25, more than 60 network TV shows [will] spotlight the power and personal benefits of service,” and that this “unprecedented block of TV programming is the first wave of a multi-year ‘I Participate’ campaign.”

LEAKED NETWORK MEMO REVEALS: Obama Controls Your Television Set

(via Breitbart)

People of these great United States, I implore you to BOYCOTT THIS PROGRAMMING!

He must be the Third

Robert Reich: Positively Fascist
By Rizzuto

Reich states that his intent is to reorganize the healthcare system so it will be more “amenable to treating sick people.” To this end, Reich says that:
If you’re very old, we’re not going to give you all that technology and all those drugs for the last couple years of your life to keep you maybe going for another couple of months, it’s too expensive so we’re going to let you die.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

A new 'antiseptic' for the masses

Our current government must really love the middle class...

... because they continue to F#@K us.

Under the health-care plan advanced by Max Baucus, lower- and middle-class people who have insurance today are going to be taxed and squeezed in order to cover people who don't.
Obama promised again and again that he would not increase taxes on the middle class.
What happened? Yet another broken campaign process? "just words"?
This asshole is so full of empty promises, yet there are still mindless idiots willing to support him.
Things are gonna get a lot worse before they get better! They're gonna have to.

Nobel Savages

“They want the prize to have an impact on things that are about to happen and want to affect events,”- Kristian Berg Harpviken

"George Bush liberates 50 million Muslims. Ronald Reagan liberates hundreds of millions of Europeans, saves parts of Latin America. Any awards? No. Just derision. Obama gives speeches trashing his own country and he gets a prize for it". ~Rush Limbaugh

(cartoons via Cagle)

Bonus: Two hayseeds weigh in on Obama's surprising Nobel Peace Prize win and label Jimmy Carter, Al Gore and Obama as the "Mt. Rushmore of shut-the-hell-up.”

Monday, October 12, 2009


The [Further] Death of Journalism

What truth is proof against all lies?

The Society of Environmental Journalists held a conference in Madison, Wisconsin questioning why mainstream journalism (AKA the state-run media) was dying.
Former Vice President Al Gore -who never allows journalists questions- was giving his first Q & A in 4 years.
Phelim McAleer, the director of Not Evil Just Wrong, asked Gore about the British Court Case which found his documentary An Inconvenient Truth had nine significant errors.
McAleer asked that given Al's documentary is being shown in schools – does he accept the errors and has he done anything to correct them?
Gore declined to address the issue and McAleer continued to press for a straight answer.
How did his "fellow journalists" react? The result is alarming for the future of journalism. The response of the Society of Enironmental Journalists was not to applaud one of their own for bringing truth to power but instead they decided it was their role to protect Al Gore from An Inconvenient Question, and Phelim's mic was shut off.

MC is right! Death is too good for "the fourth estate", heat the tar! Fetch the feathers! Let us brutally butcher all these bastards! -- OK, maybe those weren't his exact words, but the sentiment was inferred.

click here for more gore on moron Gore

Sunday, October 11, 2009


... stop me if you've already heard this...

1. You grow Opium for a living, but you have a moral objection to drinking beer.

2. You own a $2,000 machine gun and $4,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon “unclean.”

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs..

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

10. You’ve always had a crush on your neighbor’s goat.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

I Felt As If My Head Had Exploded! ... but I must now break my silence.

Cartoon by Dave Granlund

I'm sure you all know by now that our "community organizer in chief" has just been awarded the freakin' Nobel Peace Prize. WTF!!!
This idiot hasn't even done anything yet--nothing good especially, and if one were to examine the nomination and selection process guidelines you would find that he was chosen after only 12 days in office.

Let's take a look at how he spent those first 12 days;

January 20: Sworn in as president. Went to a parade. Partied.

January 21: Asked bureaucrats to re-write guidelines for information requests. Held an “open house” party at the White House.

January 22: Signed Executive Orders: Executive Branch workers to take ethics pledge; re-affirmed Army Field Manual techniques for interrogations; expressed desire to close Gitmo (how’s that working out?)

January 23: Ordered the release of federal funding to pay for abortions in foreign countries. Lunch with Joe Biden; met with Tim Geithner.

January 24: Budget meeting with economic team.

January 25: Skipped church.

January 26: Gave speech about jobs and energy. Met with Hillary Clinton. Attended Geithner's swearing in ceremony.

January 27: Met with Republicans. Spoke at a clock tower in Ohio.

January 28: Economic meetings in the morning, met with Defense secretary in the afternoon.

January 29: Signed Ledbetter Bill overturning Supreme Court decision on lawsuits over wages. Party in the State Room. Met with Biden.

January 30: Met economic advisers. Gave speech on Middle Class Working Families Task Force. Met with senior enlisted military officials.

January 31: Took the day off.

February 1: Skipped church. Threw a Super Bowl party.

This whole scenario is a freakin' joke. Although, it's not as if I had all that much respect for this award anyway. Think about it. The award was created by the man who invented dynamite and then went all soft and queer and felt guilty. This same award was given to that moron Carter, that blowhard Al Gore, and that murderous bastard Arafat while such great nominees as Churchill, Ghandi, and even Rush Limbaugh were passed over.

I think what upsets me most is that it stripped me of the glee I felt when the Olympic committee snubbed that arrogant narcissistic bastard (his wife is also full of shit!)

Some have said that without his flowery speeches (courtesy of his teleprompter) B.O. is no more than W with a tan, but I have to disagree. Bush boasted about the greatness of America, but Obama only brags about the greatness of Obama.