Friday, January 30, 2009

That's Not A Mother,It's AClown Car!

California: (single) mom gives birth to Octuplets.

She now has 14 kids! living at her mom's house.

Who's gonna pay for this shit?! I'lltell ya who-The American Taxpayer!

Damn! If we're gonna pony-up child support, we should at least get to have sex with the bitch.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Zo Takes on Hollywood's Liberal Elite

Seems he's as pissed-off about Hollywood's zombie like devotion to Emperor Obama as I am.

BTW, This is the "Pledge Video" he speaks of.

UPDATE: Dummy Moore and Asston Katcher have already broken their pledge.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Show your support for Rush!

The Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee is running a petition, protesting Rush Limbaugh's statement that he hopes the policies of Barack Obama fail. Not only is this effort completely useless, it's playing right into Rush's hands.

I implore you, sign the petition here, but voice your support for Rush in the comment section.

Here is what I wrote;

"You Go Rush!
Thank God someone has the courage to call a spade a spade.
The Emperor wears no clothes.
Obama is an embarrassment to his party and the people of this once great nation.
We love you Rush.Keep fighting his ill-gotten power.
Impeach Obama!"

Friday, January 23, 2009

El Presidente!

Day 4, and already 6 executive orders ... and counting.

Someone please remind this asshole(and his Hopetards) that he is Not a monarch.

News access issues concern those covering Obama

News organizations that cover the White House sparred with the Obama administration on Thursday over access issues for photographers and rules for briefings.

So much for transparency.

... and how 'bout this, for an example:

Obama flashes irritation in press room


Many of the large American companies that received billions of taxpayer bailout dollars by pleading that they didn't have enough money to lend to customers were, at the same time, spending millions of dollars dispatching lobbyists to influence the federal government.

Whatever happened to dinner and a movie?

Whore puts her Virginity On the Auction Block

Current bid of $2.5 million?!! - that's a lot of Roofies.

Did President Obama’s Speech Sound Familiar?

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Tax Cuts Or (More) Welfare?


... but it is believed that, that U.S. Airways crash was caused by Islamic terrorists.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

William Ayers turned back at Canadian border

At least one nation is vigilantly preventing undesirables from entering their country.
I wish he was "underground".

Obama's Phat Ride

No, not his baby's mama - his new limo.

Visit the Virtual Presidential limousine museum

How come no hybrid?

I suppose the Eco-Hypocrisy is to be expected.

start a nonmetaphorical revolution by creating your own independent nation...

... in the middle of the ocean. On prefab floating platforms.

that's one way to escape Obama's Amerika.

He's still not my president!

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Life Imitates Art (just like Flick)

Maybe Schwartz "triple dog dared" him.

Boy Gets Tongue Stuck to Frozen Streetlight Pole

I am so sick...

... of these morons in the MSM, and their comparisons of "Milhous" to Lincoln.
Someone just buy him a theatre ticket already!

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

It's OK When They Say It

Jackie Mason Drops the "J-Word"

"As many Muslim enemies that Israel has, the most dangerous enemy is the apathy and criticism of Liberal Jews both over there and here in the United States. These type of Jews and other liberals can't see Israel ever as the victim. They have the sickness of always making sure they are sympathetic to the "under dog" no matter how that "under dog" tries to kill every Jew and hide behind their own woman and children as they do it. "

I'm with the Jews, on this one.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Great News For Sir Mix A Lot

women who store more fat in the hips and buttocks, may be at a decreased risk for type 2 diabetes than apple-shaped women, who store fat in the abdomen.

"It's time for Congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America." - Larry Flynt

Adult entertainment industry wants a bailout too

Capgras Syndrome in Obamaland?

Looks like more than just buyers' remorse.

In the end, it may be that paranoia, not Capgras Syndrome, will be the serious mental health issue of the day. And, as the poet Delmore Schwartz pointed out, even paranoids have enemies.

All this plus the Franken fiasco, and the Blago blunders, and the Burris bullshit, the Dems look like fuckin' mo-rons!

At least there's a sign the economy's not so bad (for some).

How come no one has mentioned ...

... this relative of Mrs. Schlossberg?

Known as "Rosemary" during her lifetime, shes was a shy and mentally slow child. The family had difficulty dealing with Rosemary's problems, and in 1941 her father, Joseph Kennedy Sr., asked a neurosurgeon to perform a prefrontal lobotomy, which was considered a possible magical cure. This did not have the effect that was foreseen, and afterwards Rosemary was incapable of living a normal life.

sounds like a typical Kennedy, to me.

Monday, January 5, 2009

Diamond Dave

This site is just as cool(or annoying) as the real thing!

click photo.

Personalized GPS

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