Friday, October 31, 2008

Promises, Promises...

Just some of what "That One" has promised:

  • "give a tax break to 95 percent of Americans who work every day and get taxes taken out of their paycheck every week";
  • "eliminate income taxes on Social Security for seniors making under $50,000";
  • "give homeowners and working parents additional tax breaks";
  • not increase taxes on anyone if they "make under $250,000; you will not see your taxes increase by a single dime –- not your income taxes, not your payroll tax, not your capital gains tax";
  • "end those breaks to companies that ship jobs overseas";
  • "give tax breaks to companies that invest right here in the United States";
  • "eliminate capital gains taxes for small businesses and start-up companies that are the engine of job creation in this country";
  • "create two million new jobs by rebuilding our crumbling roads, and bridges, and schools -- by laying broadband lines to reach every corner of the country";
  • "invest $15 billion a year in renewable sources of energy to create five million new energy jobs over the next decade";
  • "reopen old factories, old plants, to build solar panels, and wind turbines";
  • build "a new electricity grid";
  • "build the fuel efficient cars of tomorrow";
  • "eliminate the oil we import from the Middle East in 10 years";
  • "lower premiums" for those who already have health insurance;
  • "if you don't have health insurance, you'll be able to get the same kind of health insurance that members of Congress give themselves";
  • "end discrimination by insurance companies to the sick and those who need care the most";
  • "invest in early childhood education";
  • "recruit an army of new teachers";
  • "pay our teachers higher salaries, give them more support. But ... also demand higher standards and more accountability";
  • "make a deal with every young person who's here and every young person in America: If you are willing to commit yourself to national service, whether it's serving in our military or in the Peace Corps, working in a veterans home or a homeless shelter, then we will guarantee that you can afford to go to college no ifs ands or buts";
  • "stop spending $10 billion a month in Iraq whole the Iraqis have a huge surplus";
  • "end this war in Iraq";
  • "finish the fight and snuff out al Qaeda and bin Laden";
  • "increase our ground troops and our investments in the finest fighting force in the world";
  • "invest in 21st century technologies so that our men and women have the best training and equipment when they deploy into combat and the care and benefits they have earned when they come home";
  • "No more homeless veterans"; and
  • "no more fighting for disability payments."

I Don't Get It Either

He Shoulda Just Cut Some Checks

"If Sen. Barack Obama were a television executive, he'd have a hit on his hands."~Matea Gold

If I'd monopolized 7 networks at once, so would I!

More than 33 million people watched Obama's paid political ad Wednesday night on seven networks, Nielsen Media Research reported Thursday, delivering a larger audience for that time period than the usual viewership so far this season.
How much larger?, not so much.
On an average Wednesday night, the same networks get an audience of 30.3 million people between 8 and 8:30 p.m.--so it looks like he spent $3.000,000.00 to slightly increase people watching t.v. I'm sure the World Series had no effect on the numbers.
The 30-minute program, which reportedly cost the Obama campaign more than $3 million to air, ran on NBC, CBS, and just ahead of the World Series game on Fox and on Spanish speaker network Univision as well as cable news network PMS-NBC, and two networks catering to African American audiences, BET and TV One.The infomercial was especially popular among African American viewers, attracting 15.2% of that demographic.No figures available yet on the consumption of barbecue cheese puffs, grape soda,....or malt liquor.

Spending $3 mil to get 33 million to watch tv (something they're already doing) doesn't seem to be a wise way to spend YOUR money.
God help us all if this piece of shit takes office!

Fry That Little Bastard!

It's a shame that Democrats teach their children to be criminals at a young age.

After repeated vandalism of his McCain campaign signs, a homeowner installed security cameras and electrified the signs. Look what happened when the kid next door tried to put up another Obama sign.

In a related story, Has-been rockstar Peter Frampton is upset by the vandals that keep stealing his Obama signs.
The 58-year-old is so angry that he called his local newspaper 'The Cincinnati Enquirer' and asked to be interviewed.--"Ooh baby, I love your way" of getting back in the news in a feeble attempt to resurrect your career.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

I'm no big fan of Bush....

...but he's been in office for 7 1/2 years, and for the first 6 the economy was o.k.

In 2006 Americans who desired "change" voted in a Democrapic Congress... and change we got!

Consumer confidence and home equity began to plumet as Gas prices and unemployment rates soared.
Good job congress!

Now some asshole (Democrat, no less) is running for prez on a platform of "Change".
It's scarier than the average Halloween SPOOK Tale.
I don't know how much more change we can take.

Where's My Bailout?!

"All Americans should be protected from their own stupidity."

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

LA Times Suppressed Obama Video

An Al's Palace Exclusive:

GOTCHA! ... the real video has yet to surface.

Laugh it up , crackers!

I was talking to a friend of mines little girl the other day. I asked her what she wanted to be when she grew up and she replied, "I want to be President!"

Both of her parents are liberal Democrats and were standing there. So then I asked her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?"

She replied, "I'd give houses to all the homeless people."

"Wow - what a worthy goal." I told her, "But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house today and mow,
pull weeds, and rake my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where this homeless guy hangs out, and you can give
him the $50 to use toward a new house."Since she is only 6, she thought that over for a few seconds.

While her Mom glared at me, she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"

And I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."

IF Voter Fraud is "Just a Miff"...

... then I is racist.

Mississippi Has More Voters than Adults

Not only has this party belittled working people in this campaign, it has also been part of tearing down two female candidates.

A speechwriter for Obama, Edwards, and Clinton on why she’s voting McCain:
"Since I started writing speeches more than ten years ago, I have always believed in the Democratic Party. Not anymore. Not after the election of 2008."

The presidential debates were a joke...

... but at least the candidates were well rehearsed.

Synchronized Presidential Debating:

Monday, October 27, 2008

Another Biden Meltdown, Another TV Station Banned

"Now the Obama campaign has banned CBS3 in Philadelphia for asking Joe Biden tough questions.

At this rate, soon the only place that will be allowed to interview Joe Biden will be the Daily Kos."

via L.G.F.

That Joe sure is a hothead.

What a DICK!

This is one of the most disgusting, unethical tactics I’ve ever seen in politics.

Obama openly goes after the kids of people who don’t plan to vote for him.

He and his staff see the minds of children as a backdoor to get to the voting parents and grandparents.

It is bad.
It is wrong.
It is despicable.

Obama: Constitution represents the fundamental flaw in this country.

Does this guy have to wear a red star lapel pin for us to consider him a Marxist?

(click for disturbing audio)

I wonder who they'll appoint as minister of information?

Joe Biden is asked some very tough questions by WFTV reporter Barbara West—and proceeds to get angry and condescending.

The Obama campaign has now cut off WFTV from any further interviews.

Poor Obama and Biden...can't answer the tough questions. When a woman from a local tv station in Florida dares to do such, their campaign berates them and cuts off their access for future interviews.-- NoBama. No press interviews. Welcome to Stalinism.

Barack and Biden announced that they will sit down and talk unconditionally with the leaders of Iran and North Korea. But, somehow the thought of speaking to a small market TV host is more frightening.
What a bunch of whimps!

Is th
is an indication of what an Obama presidency will look like? Ayers, Wright, media control, redistribution of wealth, "the world will test Obama", not releasing records, spending money like it's nothing, playing the race card, etc.

He must be stopped!

"It's a tragedy the Constitution wasn't radically reinterpreted to redistribute wealth for African Americans..."

A direct quote from Obama himself, in a 2001 interview on Chicago Public Radio.

He continues, "this is not a discussion about whether or not redistribution of wealth is right or wrong.... this is a discussion on how best to do it."

This guy is really dangerous.He's about to wipe his ass with our constitution.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Draw up the impeachment papers. If Obama wins, we should be ready.

More on the Obama Campaign Finance Fraud

It would appear that Community Organizer is synonymous with crook.

Thanks to Jimmy for his lead to this story.

"Hoots Mon!"

That clown over at Fresh Dread seems to be fond of that Internet Archive site.
He's always linking to some scratchy old records, or some Grateful Dead hippie freak shit.
I decided to check out this place for myself.
It is a vast treasure trove of multi-media, including audio books and films, besides the vast wasteland that Adam seems to frequent.
I was especially delighted with this find;"Hoots Mon", a delightful little romp of a
1960's stag reel of girls dancing topless.
It ain't porn.... it's art!

... and ya gotta love that soundtrack!

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Is the Obama campaign knowingly receiving illegal contributions?

Can anyone really be surprised that the Democrats' (black) candidate is stealing?
He's gone much further than looting VCR's, this boy is taking donations from all kinds of unsavory and/or questionable sources, AND taking donations that haven't even been given!

Lies, voter fraud, campaign finance fraud, identity theft, coercion, where does it end?

He and his band of thugs are taking this country through deception.
We can't let him win.
Sure McCain ain't so good, but this fool is downright evil and nothing good will come from his victory.


Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Oh , Is I?

it seems that one cannot call a spade a spade in this election, without charges of "you is racist!!!".

The PC police seem to be batting for Obama.You can't mention his ears(he does look like Dumbo), you can't say his middle name(Hussein), you can't mention his past or his associations, 'community organizer'=black(what a crock o' shit), and now if you draw attention to his socialist(=black?) policies you are(is) a racist.
He plans to win as he did in Chicago, by eliminating the opposition.
Before he removed challengers from the ballot so as to run unopposed.
Now he is removing (trying, anyway) any question of his competency by limiting what can be asked or said.
When the morons by into this bullshit, they state that you must be a racist if you don't back Obama.If that is the case, then I IS RACIST!---I'm Alfred Doctorine, and I approve this message.

...and then there's this shit:

The Obama campaign’s Stalinist-style demand that a special prosecutor at the Department of Justice criminally prosecute any candidates, party officials or congressmen who discussed their concerns over voter fraud is an outrageous attempt to use the power of the federal government to intimidate and persecute political opponents. It is almost as if Senator Obama wants to reinstitute the Alien and Sedition Acts and it brings into sharp focus the issue of whether he understands the protections of the First Amendment and the importance of fair and secure elections.

Vote NOBAMA '08

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

A Well Packaged Argument Against B.O.

From the folks at Hot Air.

Loads of info, videos too!

Has anyone else noticed?

Obama hasn’t taken questions from his full traveling press corps since the end of September.

Is He Taking a Dive?

Sometimes it seems John McCain is attempting to NOT get elected on purpose.
Could he be a fall-guy?

Do you know about Rick Davis?

Monday, October 20, 2008

“Mark my words,It will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama like they did John Kennedy. " - Joe Biden

"Watch, we’re gonna have an international crisis, a generated crisis, to test the mettle of this guy.”

According to Joe, it's inevitable that Barack Obama’s youth and lack of experience will lead to “an international crisis.”

As much as I hate Biden, I love that he seems to be trying to sabotage Barry's campaign (although, I don't think he realizes it).

This Should Be Reason Enough..............................

............not to vote for B.O.!

Just look at these idiots and ignorant savages that support him.
How about that fat guy in yellow?
Some asshole that stocks peas on the shelf wants to tell me how to vote.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

McCain shows a warmer, funnier side (if he'd done so earlier, he'd lead in the polls)

It was funny.
It would have been hilarious, if he'd done it in blackface.


Just Like They Say, "Those People Always Stick Together"

Colon Powell Endorses B.O.

"Let's not forget the Mongolian troops, I hear they're damn fine wrestlers." - Colin Powell

He's at it again.

He once had the integrity to be suggested as a candidate to take the white house himself.

Powell is the Uncle Tom who lied for Bush at the UN about WMD in Iraq. He knew he was lying and still he did it.

But Wait! - Here is another endorsement.

Saturday, October 18, 2008


Get it?

“Bill Ayers lives in my neighborhood. Our kids attend the same school. … " - Barry O.

Right there, B.O. is caught in a BULLSHIT LIE!

The Obama children are presently in elementary school, while Ayers’ children are all grown adults.

... and look out for an executive pardon for former Weatherman Elizabeth Ann Duke.

if you screw with him, you screw with me.most everyone I grew up with is another Joe.

Say it loud, say it proud!

"I smoke and drink beer, and I figure I can fend my way without handouts from some Magic Messiah’s candy bags."

Barry is a lying elitist turd, and should be taken out..... of this election.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Candidates tax plans

Obama's plan gives the biggest cuts to those who make the least, while McCain would give the largest cuts to the very wealthy. For the approximately 147,000 families that make up the top 0.1 percent of the income scale, the difference between the two plans is stark. While McCain offers a $269,364 tax cut, Obama would raise their taxes, on average, by $701,885 - a difference of nearly $1 million.

"a tap dance...almost as good as Sammy Davis, Jr."

"Joe the Plumber" speaks out on the latest debate.

Watch CBS Videos Online

Monday, October 13, 2008

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Howard Stern Interviews Obama Supporters

Howard Stern sends Sal up to Harlem to interview Obama supporters.

click photo for audio

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Happy Days!(?)

Obama a foreigner?, sounds too good to be true, but I can dream.
This would disqualify that asshole.

I fear we may get stuck with Obama

Mulattos seem to be hot this year.

(click pick for more!)

I Don't Mean to be Mean to Sarah....

...but you got to admit this is funny.

(click to enlarge)

Tuesday, October 7, 2008


FRESH DREAD provides this hit list/roll call on how the jerks in congress voted on this latest fiasco.
Now you know where to direct your hate!

Justice at the Gym

Former Lehman's CEO Richard Fuld gets punched in the face.

“Frankly, I sat there and listened and I’m with the guy who apparently, the day before Barclays announced they were coming in and Lehman had already filed for bankruptcy, went over to him in the gym and punched him because that’s how I feel when I, you know, when I watched that, I didn’t think he was contrite at all, I thought he was arrogant."~ Vicki Ward

His death would have sent a better message.

Monday, October 6, 2008

Follow the Money

More Bogus Obama Donors Surface

MC also chimes in on this piece of shit's funding.

"What has Barack Obama ever achieved?"

We’ve been told that this man’s story is supposed to inspire us, kind of a stretch when his life lacks any truly inspirational moments. But one story we don’t seem to stop hearing, is the fact that he’s the product of an African immigrant father, and a white mother from Kansas. Ironically, the most inspirational aspect of Obama’s life is something he had absolutely nothing to do with.

What did he ever do in life to deserve to become president?

... and Barack do love them terrorists!

Sunday, October 5, 2008

The Obama Victory Dinner

My Boy Martin sent me this photo.

Now that's funny!

Giving New Meaning to Congress Being IN Bed With Big Business


...AND now the American people are gettin' it up the ass, just like these deviants.

I guess lil Oreilly was right about the queers.

Behind the bail out

In the comments section of MC's blog, adam links to this site which details the "vile crap"added to the bill before the congressional whores approved it.

Friday, October 3, 2008

Voter Fraud, World Domination, and other KOOKY Conspiracy Theories

The Democratic Party caterwauling about fraudulent elections and the Republican reluctance to respond to allegations has further poisoned an already toxic political atmosphere.Every future election will be subject to allegations of fraud and that candidates who cannot concede defeat gracefully will resort to the “big lie” in order to rationalize their loss and delegitimize an opponent’s victory.
I have had it with all this "the republicans stole the election(s)", and "it's all Bush's fault", "blame Bush" bullshit.Sure Bush sucks, but get over it so does evryone else.The dems lost those elections because the candidates they ran were more pathetic than the right's moron.That makes them the biggest morons,and that's why they lost.Grow up you whiners!
Its not over yet, Biden's already setting the scene for another round: "we're going to mobilize thousands of lawyers to make sure they don't steal another election."
The people who buy into all this horseshit are the same naive children that watch too many movies and believe the delusion that it was some huge "gubment" plot to splatter JFK.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

The VP Debacle

Debacle?, debate? , whatever. Same thing this time around.

Plugs vs, Caribou Barbie!

These lights make Sarah look older than on her other show.

Biden still looks like shit. Like they say,"you can put hair plugs on a pig--and it's still an asshole".

I'd mentioned earlier my despisal of B. Hussein O. I mentioned that I wished him great harm.
At this time I would like to retract that statement.I would like to see Joe and Barry go down together.I didn't realize how much I could hate this idiot.

Oh yah, back to the debate.The moderator, some crippled Mrs. Butterworth in the tank for the Dems, couldn't possibly have a conflict of interest.Gwen Ifill (I Fill my bank account with mo money if Barack wins) came across as a complete BITCH.She did however seem less biased than I feared.
Joe Biden is quite full of himself (maybe Barry still needs that food taster).
Is he a skilled debater, or does he just blab on and on until everyone just tunes out.I think it's the latter.
Does anyone really believe his horseshit?
He seems somewhat starstruck by the messiah, himself.That could explain his shift of position on so many issues.What a DICK!
Sarah seems a bit green.She is as green as Obama is black.Is he too black to be president? It doesnt matter.He's Too green!(black and green does not suit a leader well).
Not one of these 4 left standing is qualified to be the prez.But Johnny comes closest.
If she came out of the gate as strongly as she finished, Sarah would have had a more decided victory.
Plug-Boy seemed a little more informed(an illusion I'm sure), but Palin came across as far more likable.She was right to point out how her foes continue to look back and "blame Bush".I would call her the winner, By a C#nt hair, excuse the pun.
Unfortunately, I don't see much good to come from this election.

USA-RIP?, let's hope not.

A friend described this race as choosing the lesser of 2 evils, Like choosing death from canceror AIDS. He said he'd choose cancer for the C-Club card over gettin' fucked in the ass.I'm not quite sure what he meant, but I think he's voting McSame.
Well, time to drink and reflect.I'll sum things up later.
Oh, if I upset any one with my opinios or observations, FUCK OFF! and get your own blog.

What Might Joe Biden Say?

The debate will begin any second.
What could go wrong?

Feminists hate Palin, because of intellectualism?!

Nah, Femi-nazis are just haters.

Women — and men who think like women — rule the liberal media and grant such emotion-based politics legitimacy.

Accounting for idiots

a (somewhat) simple explanation of what caused the credit meltdown and where we go from here.

simple enuff for ya?

Religious Massholes

Some Springfield residents believe an apparition of the Virgin Mary appears in second-story window.

Full Throttle

Jimmy posts an hilarious video about how people vote.

I tip my hat and raise a glass to jimmy,cuz he beat me to it.Damn.