Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Just in case you've been living under a rock, or in a coma....'s the Difference Between Conservatives and Liberals.

* If a conservative sees a U.S. flag, his heart swells with pride.
* If a liberal sees a U.S. flag, he feels shame.

* If a conservative doesn’t like guns, they don’t buy them.
* If a liberal doesn’t like guns, then no one else should have one either.

* If a conservative is a vegetarian, he won’t eat meat.
* If a liberal is, they want to ban all meat products for everyone.

* If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat it.
* If a liberal see an enemy he wonders what he can do to appease him.

* If a conservative is homosexual, he’ll quietly enjoy his life.
* If a liberal is homosexual, he’ll demand everyone get involved in his bedroom activities.

* If a successful conservative is black or Hispanic, he’ll see himself as having succeeded on his own merits.
* Successful liberal minorities still claim “racism” and want government to give them even more.

* If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to work to better his situation.
* A liberal wants someone else to take care of him.

* If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
* If a liberal doesn’t like a radio show, he demands that the station be shut down or censored.

* If a conservative is a non-believer, he just doesn’t go to church.
* Non-believing liberals demand that everyone cease believing and demands churches be censored.

* If a conservative needs health care, he shops for it, or chooses a job that provides it.
* Liberals demand that everyone else provide him with healthcare for free.

* If a conservative sees a law, he thinks long and hard before suggesting a change.
* If a liberal sees a law he assumes it is just a suggestion and does what he wants anyway.

* Conservatives feel there is a right and wrong.
* Liberals feel that nothing is really wrong… unless it is believed by a conservative.

* Conservatives believe in freedom, responsibility, tradition, and self-reliance.
* Liberals believe in license, government restrictions, upending tradition, and collectives.

1 comment:

Jimmy said...

Once again Alfred is the voice of reason