Thursday, June 17, 2010

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Top 10 Liberal Nuts:

1.) Joe Biden
- Vice President

Quote: "Now, people look at me and say, 'What are you talking about Joe? You're telling me we have to go spend money to keep from going bankrupt?' The answer is yes, that's what I'm telling you."

Liberal Nut Editorial: So the Europeans were laughing at George Bush? Here's a news flash: The people are still asking "What are you talking about Joe?"

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2.) Michael Moore
- Filmaker, New York, New York

Quote: "The Iraqis who have risen up against the occupation are not 'insurgents' or 'terrorists' or 'The Enemy'. They are the revolution, the Minutemen, and their numbers will grow - and they will win."

Liberal Nut Editorial: In the good old days we'd lock Mr. Moore up for treason. Where was Mr. Moore and his deep compassion when Saddam was mustard gassing Kurds and filling 270 mass graves with the bodies of 400,000 Iraqi Shiites?

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3.) Nancy Pelosi - Speaker of the House of Representatives

Quote: "If people are ripping your face off, you have to rip their face off."

Liberal Nut Editorial: Not your ordinary grandmother. As a good Catholic girl growing up, Nancy somehow missed the gospel on turning the other cheek. Like her back room payoffs for tax-funded abortions in Obamacare, Nancy practices what she feels like preaching.

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4.) Bill Maher - Political Talk Show Host

Quote: "I think flying planes into a building was a faith based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder."

Liberal Nut Editorial: Just one of many sad quotes from a human who sees every tragedy as a soundbite opportunity and a new chance for a cheap shot at religion and faith in God.

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5.) Harry Reid - Senate Majority Leader

Quote: "Now, I myself believe that this (Iraq) war is lost, that the surge is not accomplishing anything."

Liberal Nut Editorial: Inspirational. Aside from how wrong he was, Sen. Reid couldn't lead a 6th grade soccer team to victory. How'd he get to be Senate Majority Leader?

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6.) William Ayers - Professor of Education at University of Illinois

Quote: "I don't regret setting bombs...I feel we didn't do enough."

Liberal Nut Editorial: Only in America. An unrepentant, self-confessed terrorist not only walks our streets, but as a tenured professor, smugly teaches our future generation about the new revolution of Hope and Change.

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7.) Chris Matthews - Political Talk Show Host

Quote: "It's part of reporting this case, this election, the feeling that most people get when they hear Barack Obama's speech. My, I felt this thrill going up my leg. I mean, I don't have that too often."

Liberal Nut Editorial: Most members of the media at least try to keep their Barack infatuation in check, but this guy is an embarrassment to journalism.

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8.) George Soros - Multi-Billionaire and Financier

Quote: "I believe deeply in the values of an open society. For the past 15 years I have focused my energies on fighting for these values abroad. Now I am doing it in the United States."

Liberal Nut Editorial: George is intelligent, low key and very carefully guards his words, though his actions speak volumes. After disrupting and manipulating other countries' politics and economies for years, he has turned his focus on the motherland. Soros financially supports his "values" of increased government spending and tax increases, drug legalization, euthanasia, open borders and immigration, immigrant entitlements, feminism and free abortion on demand.

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9.) Al Gore - Former Vice President

Quote: "As many know, the Chinese expression for "crisis" consists of two characters side by side. The first is the symbol for "danger," the second the symbol for "opportunity." Al Gore - An Inconvenient Truth

Liberal Nut Editorial: Al Gore continiues to sound the "danger" alarm while secretly seizing "opportunity." "Danger" and the Global Warming Crisis don't scare Mr. Gore; He lives comfortably, surrounded by "opportunity" in his new $9 million California mansion. If what Al proclaims is true, his ocean front home will be the first to disappear when the ice cap melts.

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10.) Rahm Emanuel - White House Chief of Staff

Quote: "Donald Rumsfeld is from Chicago, and when he gets home I'm going to meet him with a baseball bat."

Liberal Nut Editorial: Here's a threat to you Mr. Emanuel: You aren't in Chicago anymore. The American people won't tolerate your threats and foul-mouthed, thug politics. You'll have nowhere to hide when voters start swinging our voting bats in November...

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1 comment:

Harris said...

WTF Alfred? for a minute I thought I was reading MC's blog.
We don't all watch Fraiser.