Vodkapundit has uncovered the original draft of Obama's "What's in Health Insurance Reform for You?" survey

1.) Do you have insurance?

YES / WILLING TO BE BROUGHT INTO COMPLIANCE

2.) Do you mind paying taxes?

NO / NO NO NO / SOCK IT TO ME

3.) Do you have children?

NO / YES, AND THEY LOVE DEBT

4.) Do you have a long-term condition or disability?

NO / STILL WAITING FOR THAT MRI

5.) Do you work for a small business?

NO / USED TO BEFORE PUT UNDER BY TAXES

6.) Are you a veteran?

YES / NO BUT I HEAR WONDERFUL THINGS ABOUT THE V.A.

7.) Are you considering changing employers at some point in the future?

NO / YES, I’D LIKE TO FIND WORK

8.) Are you in this country illegally?

NO / POR FAVOR?

9.) Are you male or female?

MALE / FEMALE / RESENT CATEGORIZATION

10.) What is your age range?

25 & UNDER / 26-59 / READY TO DIE

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