1.) Do you have insurance?
YES / WILLING TO BE BROUGHT INTO COMPLIANCE
2.) Do you mind paying taxes?
NO / NO NO NO / SOCK IT TO ME
3.) Do you have children?
NO / YES, AND THEY LOVE DEBT
4.) Do you have a long-term condition or disability?
NO / STILL WAITING FOR THAT MRI
5.) Do you work for a small business?
NO / USED TO BEFORE PUT UNDER BY TAXES
6.) Are you a veteran?
YES / NO BUT I HEAR WONDERFUL THINGS ABOUT THE V.A.
7.) Are you considering changing employers at some point in the future?
NO / YES, I’D LIKE TO FIND WORK
8.) Are you in this country illegally?
NO / POR FAVOR?
9.) Are you male or female?
MALE / FEMALE / RESENT CATEGORIZATION
10.) What is your age range?
25 & UNDER / 26-59 / READY TO DIE
Submit. Submit Submit Submit.