What's 3ft tall, and has 1000 arms and legs?
A Haitian Apartment complex
Isn't it ironic that Haiti, a country famous for creating zombies, now complains that there is a lack of body bags.
Sunday, January 31, 2010
In Haiti buildings are lying derelict and destitute, there are dead bodies all over the floor.Shops get looted and money and produce is stolen...
... And then the earthquake hit.
What's 3ft tall, and has 1000 arms and legs?
Isn't it ironic that Haiti, a country famous for creating zombies, now complains that there is a lack of body bags.
What's 3ft tall, and has 1000 arms and legs?
Isn't it ironic that Haiti, a country famous for creating zombies, now complains that there is a lack of body bags.
Friday, January 29, 2010
I joined the new AARP
Let me get this straight...
Obama's health care plan will be written by a committee whose Chairman says he doesn't understand it, passed by a Congress which hasn't read it, signed by a President who smokes, funded by a Treasury Chief who did not pay his taxes, overseen by a Surgeon General who is obese, and financed by a country that is nearly broke.
What could possibly go wrong?
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Bob Sounds Off On Haiti
"The rest of the world gave 38 million to help Haiti COMBINED and the US gave 100 million on their own and we are STILL the bad guy..."
Also, view Bob's comments on the Scott Brown victory.
Also, view Bob's comments on the Scott Brown victory.
Berry: Obama said "big difference" between '10 and '94 is "me"
Can you believe the size of the ego on this arrogant, narcissistic prick?
President Obama personally dismissed any comparison between Democrats now and under Bill Clinton 16 years ago — by saying his personal popularity would bail everybody out.
This clown needs to leave the circus and go home before he fully ruins this nation.
President Obama personally dismissed any comparison between Democrats now and under Bill Clinton 16 years ago — by saying his personal popularity would bail everybody out.
This clown needs to leave the circus and go home before he fully ruins this nation.
Bin Laden has a load in his pants
... and probably in that diaper he wears on his head.
Al-Qaida leader Osama bin Laden claims responsibility for the Christmas Day airline bombing attempt in Detroit
Is the cable out in his cave?
Doesn't this goat-fucker realize that the attempt failed?
Isn't he aware of all the "crotch bomber" and "Fruit of Kaboom" jokes?
What an ass.
If we had a real president, this guy wouldn't be so cocky.
Al-Qaida leader Osama bin Laden claims responsibility for the Christmas Day airline bombing attempt in Detroit
Is the cable out in his cave?
Doesn't this goat-fucker realize that the attempt failed?
Isn't he aware of all the "crotch bomber" and "Fruit of Kaboom" jokes?
What an ass.
If we had a real president, this guy wouldn't be so cocky.
Thursday, January 21, 2010
You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here!
It sure is tragic what happened to that dung heap of a nation, but why must it be our burden to care for them?
Federal immigration officials predict that up to 200,000 Haitians could apply for Temporary Protected Status, which would keep them from being deported.
Can't we just take them to some sort of U.N. pound?
Federal immigration officials predict that up to 200,000 Haitians could apply for Temporary Protected Status, which would keep them from being deported.
Can't we just take them to some sort of U.N. pound?
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Now that's the kind of CHANGE we HOPEd for!
Kiss that arrogant bitch Croakley goodbye.
Massachusetts patriots get down with Brown!
Voters ignite a spark with the "Scott heard 'round the world".
Scott Brown supports waterboarding,
deporting illegals, no cap-&-trade. Atta Boy!!
But don't get too comfortable, we may have won this battle, but the war has just begun.
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Monday, January 18, 2010
Was that the sound of the health care scam hitting the floor with a thud?
It looks as if the tide is turning. Obama's charisma is waning. He went to Mass. to stump for "Marcia" Coakley and there were perhaps 2000-2500 people in attendance in a venue that sat 3000. Best yet, Obama gets heckled! He was so flustered he lost his place on the teleprompter!
Friday, January 15, 2010
Angry Haitians have used corpses to set up roadblocks in Port-au-Prince to protest at the delay in emergency aid reaching the country
Haiti earthquake: corpses used as roadblocks as anger grows
I Can't help but think, there'd be less of a delay if they'd stop setting up fucking roadblocks.I figure when Obama commits $100 million - I've done enough. Because that $100 million is going to come from people like ME, that actually PAY taxes.
Joe and Jose
We have two families: "Joe Legal" and "Jose Illegal". Both families consist of two parents, two children, and live in California. Joe Legal works in construction, has a Social Security Number and makes $25.00 per hour with taxes deducted. Jose Illegal also works in construction, has NO Social Security Number, and gets paid $15.00 cash "under the table". Ready? Now pay attention... Joe Legal: $25.00 per hour x 40 hours = $1000.00 per week, or $52,000.00 per year. Now take 30% away for state and federal tax; Joe Legal now has $31,231.00. Jose Illegal: $15.00 per hour x 40 hours = $600.00 per week, or $31,200.00 per year. Jose Illegal pays no taxes. Jose Illegal now has $31,200.00. Joe Legal pays medical and dental insurance with limited coverage for his family at $600.00 per month, or $7,200..00 per year. Joe Legal now has $24,031.00. Jose Illegal has full medical and dental coverage through the state and local clinics at a cost of $0.00 per year. Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00. Joe Legal makes too much money and is not eligible for food stamps or welfare. Joe Legal pays $500.00 per month for food, or $6,000.00 per year.. Joe Legal now has $18,031.00. Jose Illegal has no documented income and is eligible for food stamps and welfare. Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00. Joe Legal pays rent of $1,200..00 per month, or $14,400.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $9,631.00. Jose Illegal receives a $500.00 per month federal rent subsidy. Jose Illegal pays out that $500.00 per month, or $6,000.00 per year. Jose Illegal still has $ 31,200.00. Joe Legal pays $200.00 per month, or $2,400.00 for insurance. Joe Legal now has $7,231.00. Jose Illegal says, "We don't need no stinkin' insurance!" and still has $31,200.00. Joe Legal has to make his $7,231.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, etc. Jose Illegal has to make his $31,200.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, and what he sends out of the country every month. Joe Legal now works overtime on Saturdays or gets a part time job after work. Jose Illegal has nights and weekends off to enjoy with his family. Joe Legal's and Jose Illegal's children both attend the same school. Joe Legal pays for his children's lunches while Jose Illegal's children get a government sponsored lunch. Jose Illegal's children have an after school ESL program. Joe Legal's children go home. Joe Legal and Jose Illegal both enjoy the same police and fire services, but Joe paid for them and Jose did not pay. Do you get it, now? If you vote for or support any politician that supports illegal aliens... You are part of the problem! It's way PAST time to take a stand for America and Americans! |
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Haiti death toll to reach tens of thousands,
...Observers report that the survivors of the disaster appear to be visibly shaken.
The international Red Cross said a third of Haiti's 9 million people may need emergency aid and that it would take a day or two for a clear picture of the damage to emerge.
Ed.-IMO, the "before" and "after" pictures of Haiti kinda look the same...
Obama promised an all-out rescue and humanitarian effort, Navy aircraft carrier, USS Carl Vinson, is under way and expected to arrive off the coast of Haiti Thursday. Additional U.S. Navy ships are under way to Haiti, a statement from the U.S. Southern Command said.
This is gonna cost a lot of money. Aircraft carriers = tax $$$$$$!
I'm not saying we shouldn't help. Quite the contrary, WE are the ONLY nation on Earth capable of providing aid on such a tremendous scale. Unfortunately this will cost the, already struggling taxpayer. It pains me that Haiti must be the recipient of these funds. (not that I wish the innocent of any nation ill) but we've sent plenty of money to that slum of a country for too long. I'm sure most of it went right into their corrupt and thieving leaders' pockets.
Some, those that consider overpopulation a huge problem, say that earthquakes, hurricanes, volcanoes,and epidemics are just nature's way of scratching off the itch of the lice we call humanity. Bible-thumping moron Pat Robertson stunned the world by stating that the earthquake was "God's Vengance". Obviously this man is a kook, and I generally dismiss the sewage which spews from his mouth, but he does raise one interesting point. "That island of Hispaniola is one island. It is cut down the middle; on the one side is Haiti on the other is the Dominican Republic," he said. "Dominican Republic is prosperous, healthy, full of resorts, etc. Haiti is in desperate poverty."
The quake was felt in the Dominican Republic, which shares the island of Hispaniola with Haiti, but no major damage was reported there. What's up with that?
The international Red Cross said a third of Haiti's 9 million people may need emergency aid and that it would take a day or two for a clear picture of the damage to emerge.
Ed.-IMO, the "before" and "after" pictures of Haiti kinda look the same...
Obama promised an all-out rescue and humanitarian effort, Navy aircraft carrier, USS Carl Vinson, is under way and expected to arrive off the coast of Haiti Thursday. Additional U.S. Navy ships are under way to Haiti, a statement from the U.S. Southern Command said.
This is gonna cost a lot of money. Aircraft carriers = tax $$$$$$!
I'm not saying we shouldn't help. Quite the contrary, WE are the ONLY nation on Earth capable of providing aid on such a tremendous scale. Unfortunately this will cost the, already struggling taxpayer. It pains me that Haiti must be the recipient of these funds. (not that I wish the innocent of any nation ill) but we've sent plenty of money to that slum of a country for too long. I'm sure most of it went right into their corrupt and thieving leaders' pockets.
Some, those that consider overpopulation a huge problem, say that earthquakes, hurricanes, volcanoes,and epidemics are just nature's way of scratching off the itch of the lice we call humanity. Bible-thumping moron Pat Robertson stunned the world by stating that the earthquake was "God's Vengance". Obviously this man is a kook, and I generally dismiss the sewage which spews from his mouth, but he does raise one interesting point. "That island of Hispaniola is one island. It is cut down the middle; on the one side is Haiti on the other is the Dominican Republic," he said. "Dominican Republic is prosperous, healthy, full of resorts, etc. Haiti is in desperate poverty."
The quake was felt in the Dominican Republic, which shares the island of Hispaniola with Haiti, but no major damage was reported there. What's up with that?
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Reid calls a spade a spade
Sure this is old news already, but this is my first crack at it.
"Dingy Harry" described Obama during the 2008 presidential campaign as a light-skinned African-American "with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one."
Those reflections appear in a new book, "Game Change," by Time magazine's Mark Halperin and New York magazine's John Heilemann.
Obama, asked about the controversy in a TV One interview, said Reid "used some inartful language in trying to praise me."
And don't forget, Joe Biden publicly shared his own similar insight into Obama's popularity during the campaign, and it didn't keep him from getting selected to be Obama's running mate. Biden omitted to note, however, that in addition to being clean, Obama was only Negro when he wanna be.
Were these comments out of line or offensive? perhaps. But you must admit there lies some truth in those statements. There's more white-boys lustin' after Halle Berry than Lawanda Page... and Barrack do change his voice when he speaks in "tha hood".
Bottom line: Should Harry Reid resign? Yes....but not because of the Obama race comments. He needs to go because he's an incompetent boob that continues to ass-rape the constitution.
"Dingy Harry" described Obama during the 2008 presidential campaign as a light-skinned African-American "with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one."
Those reflections appear in a new book, "Game Change," by Time magazine's Mark Halperin and New York magazine's John Heilemann.
Obama, asked about the controversy in a TV One interview, said Reid "used some inartful language in trying to praise me."
And don't forget, Joe Biden publicly shared his own similar insight into Obama's popularity during the campaign, and it didn't keep him from getting selected to be Obama's running mate. Biden omitted to note, however, that in addition to being clean, Obama was only Negro when he wanna be.
Were these comments out of line or offensive? perhaps. But you must admit there lies some truth in those statements. There's more white-boys lustin' after Halle Berry than Lawanda Page... and Barrack do change his voice when he speaks in "tha hood".
Bottom line: Should Harry Reid resign? Yes....but not because of the Obama race comments. He needs to go because he's an incompetent boob that continues to ass-rape the constitution.
Poverty Doesn’t Cause Crime
Poverty doesn’t cause crime -- Crime causes poverty (the problem is that those criminals, like Geithner,Blankfein,Dodd,Rubin,and Barney Frank,who destroyed the economy,are either members of the OBAMA administratiion,or its supporters).
The recession of 2008-09 has undercut one of the most destructive social theories that came out of the 1960s: the idea that the root cause of crime lies in income inequality and social injustice. This same theory is often employed by the "Libs" to defend those who would perform terrorist acts against our great nation.
If the poverty-causes-crime theory were true, this sudden rise in unemployment would surely be accompanied by at least some measurable increase in crime. Instead the opposite has happened.
I believe one huge factor is that gun ownership has soared across the country since Obama was elected.
Another overlooked factor in the decrease in crime is self-deportation. Illegal aliens make up a huge amount of crime. The illegals get counted on the crime side but not on the unemployment or population side…much of these numbers are artificial if one looks at “citizens”. But you won’t hear that from those pushing amnesty.
Of course the seemingly endless time extensions of unemployment payments to former job seekers may also have a lot to do with it.
The theory that a bad economy spurs crime only works if the criminal is that "Frog" from Les Miserables, the guy who stole a loaf of bread to feed his family.
If the criminal is selling drugs on the street corner, the probability is he's just making money to buy "bling" or new sneakers.
The recession of 2008-09 has undercut one of the most destructive social theories that came out of the 1960s: the idea that the root cause of crime lies in income inequality and social injustice. This same theory is often employed by the "Libs" to defend those who would perform terrorist acts against our great nation.
If the poverty-causes-crime theory were true, this sudden rise in unemployment would surely be accompanied by at least some measurable increase in crime. Instead the opposite has happened.
I believe one huge factor is that gun ownership has soared across the country since Obama was elected.
Another overlooked factor in the decrease in crime is self-deportation. Illegal aliens make up a huge amount of crime. The illegals get counted on the crime side but not on the unemployment or population side…much of these numbers are artificial if one looks at “citizens”. But you won’t hear that from those pushing amnesty.
Of course the seemingly endless time extensions of unemployment payments to former job seekers may also have a lot to do with it.
The theory that a bad economy spurs crime only works if the criminal is that "Frog" from Les Miserables, the guy who stole a loaf of bread to feed his family.
If the criminal is selling drugs on the street corner, the probability is he's just making money to buy "bling" or new sneakers.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
"With all due respect, it’s not the Kennedy seat and it’s not the Democrats’ seat,
... IT'S THE PEOPLE'S SEAT" -Scott Brown
A state that has re elected the "coward of Chappaquiddick" time and time again, perhaps the least honorable man to ever serve in the senate, is now considering his antithesis.
If you reside in Massachusetts, Don't be a Mass-hole. Vote Scott Brown!
A state that has re elected the "coward of Chappaquiddick" time and time again, perhaps the least honorable man to ever serve in the senate, is now considering his antithesis.
If you reside in Massachusetts, Don't be a Mass-hole. Vote Scott Brown!
Monday, January 11, 2010
Safe For Work...
....as long as no one is looking over your shoulder!
A "Covert Peep Show" to watch when you don't want anyone to know you're looking at naked women on the web. Made from public domain films on this site set to one of the best narrations in the history of cinema.
A "Covert Peep Show" to watch when you don't want anyone to know you're looking at naked women on the web. Made from public domain films on this site set to one of the best narrations in the history of cinema.
(Produced by Greg McDonald)
Saturday, January 9, 2010
New Blog
These guys caught my eye when they commented on a previous post of mine.
Please visit the Goomba News Network.
I have also linked to them in my sidebar.
Keep up the good work fellas!!!!
Please visit the Goomba News Network.
I have also linked to them in my sidebar.
Keep up the good work fellas!!!!
Al Returns to the Palace
I'm back! You'll have to excuse my lack of blogging of late, but I've had a lump in my throat, nearly as large as the lump of coal that that rat bastard Harry Reid dumped in my stocking this year.
You all know the bill of which I speak, so I won't waste time linking to this travesty of a health care plan with all its unconstitutionality, its sleazy payoffs and backroom dealings which were conducted behind closed doors and against the will of the majority of the American citizenry.
Where is the promised transparency?
It's frightening to realize that such totalitarians walk among us here in America,enabled by those who choose to leech off the system, because of some twisted notion of what "the land of the free" actually means. I include in this group the unwashed masses who choose to enter our country illegally with cap in hand and refuse to assimilate. I also refer to those that believe welfare to be intended as more of a handout than a "leg-up".
Furthermore, liberals claim to tolerate anything-- except a difference of opinion. Dissent offends them so deeply they can't simply avert their eyes and feel they must eliminate it.This administration is plotting to silence "talk radio" and de-legitimize Fox News.
"When people fear their government, that's tyranny."-also T.J.
Fear not my fellow conservatives, I believe the tide is turning. We will take back America!
... but buckle up, it's sure to be a bumpy ride.
You all know the bill of which I speak, so I won't waste time linking to this travesty of a health care plan with all its unconstitutionality, its sleazy payoffs and backroom dealings which were conducted behind closed doors and against the will of the majority of the American citizenry.
Where is the promised transparency?
It's frightening to realize that such totalitarians walk among us here in America,enabled by those who choose to leech off the system, because of some twisted notion of what "the land of the free" actually means. I include in this group the unwashed masses who choose to enter our country illegally with cap in hand and refuse to assimilate. I also refer to those that believe welfare to be intended as more of a handout than a "leg-up".
"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." -Thomas Jefferson
Furthermore, liberals claim to tolerate anything-- except a difference of opinion. Dissent offends them so deeply they can't simply avert their eyes and feel they must eliminate it.This administration is plotting to silence "talk radio" and de-legitimize Fox News.
"When people fear their government, that's tyranny."-also T.J.
Fear not my fellow conservatives, I believe the tide is turning. We will take back America!
... but buckle up, it's sure to be a bumpy ride.
Impeachment is still an option!!!
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